2009 Blog Archive at Greenguy Link O'Rama

July 2 2009
How can you work today or tomorrow in the US knowing that Saturday is the 4th? I'm thinking half day for me today :)

June 30 2009
19 years after the fact, I have discovered Pantera's Cowboy's From Hell. I'm always late to the party.

June 27 2009
I went to my 20 year High School reunion last night....sober for the 1st time around most of those people. Cringe. Today I'm going to punish myself some more by going to the post party picnic.

June 26 2009
Children of the world breather a sigh of relief yesterday as Michael Jackson passed away. Farrah Fawcett also died, and Google Trends has her top result at #3: farrah fawcett playboy images (which you can see here)

June 25 2009
It's amazing how 24 hours of sleep over 2 days can make you feel so much better. Now if I can just forget all these funky dreams I had

June 22 2009
I know that once again I am really far behind pop culture, but I am officially addicted to Wii's Mario Cart

June 20 2009
My dog is sick :( His name is Rufus &* he's a long haired Chihuahua. He's barely eaten or drank any water in the last 48 hours. We have a vet appt today, but what really sucks is he can't tell us what wrong :(

June 16 2009
Once again, someone has request some porn - if you want credit, you do have to leave your 1st name :)

June 15 2009
Stupid me, I forgot to get my name on Facebook Friday night, so now I'm stuck with greenguy89, which matches my Twitter name.
BTW - 89 is the year I graduated High School :)

June 13 2009
Game Seven lived up to the hype. Congrats to Pittsburgh & all the Penquin fans!

June 12 2009
Game Seven is tonight! Nothing beats a Game Seven....except maybe watching it in my hot tub! GO PENS!!!

June 11 2009
Yet another new category for you to enjoy: Ladyboys went live yesterday afternoon.

June 10 2009
Another new category for you to truly enjoy: Erotic Nudes went live last night.

June 3 2009
Nothing like loosing 1/2 the money you brought with you the 1st day you're in Vegas!!!!!!!!

June 1 2009
Happy June! I ended up jumping on the Penguins bandwagon on Saturday night & so far, that's not really working out for me.

May 30 2009
I'm thinking Hot Tub Hockey for tonight's Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals. I'm not sure who I'm rooting for yet, but I'm sure I'll be on a bandwagon by the end of the game :)

May 29 2009
I forgot to mention yesterday that I split the Bondage Sex and now we have the new BDSM Sex catecory. Enjoy :)

May 28 2009
So we get to see Detroit & Pittsburgh again. I'm really starting to think that I should just back all Pittsburgh teams seeing as they seem to win a lot, compared to Buffalo teams, which seem to suck a lot.

May 27 2009
I woke up, looked at the clock & saw that is read 5:09. So I got up & started going about my normal daily crap. Turns out it was actually 2:09. Nothing beats fucking your day up because your eyes had sand in them.

May 22 2009
I have to admit, it was great watching the hockey game from my hot tub, but what a pain in the ass running all the cables & wires. Tomorrow the games will be on CBC, eliminating some of the wires because I can use an antenna.

May 21 2009
The pool is open & Carolina/Pittsburgh play tonight. I'm thinking Hot Tub Hockey!

May 20 2009
I am so fucking sick of seeing asshole Detroit Red Wing fans standing up in the middle of play & waving at the cameras that I could fucking SCREAM!

May 19 2009
Netflix is sending me two movies today - which do you think will be funnier? Paul Blart Mall Cop OR Valkyrie?

May 18 2009
We ran out of time so I've yet to watch Survivor, but thanks to my Facebook friends, I know who won :( So now do I waste 3 hours watching it? Probably, because I want to see Coach make an ass of himself at least one more time :)

May 14 2009
One Game 7 down (and what a piece of shit that was) and two to go! I just want to know what genius set it up so that 2 EST teams host Game 7's & the team that's further West starts 1st!

May 12 2009
A fat guy fell in my driveway yesterday while walking back from the mailbox & attempting to step on an ant. 220# coming down on one knee is not good. I'm old.

May 11 2009
Seeing as I forgot to post it yesterday, Happy Mother's Day to the 3 female surfers that frequent this site :)

May 9 2009
I have no love for Carolina, but I find it very pleasing that they are beating Boston 3-1 & can win the series tomorrow. Plus that helps me with my fantast stats :)

May 8 2009
Worky Work Busy Bee! I've got an unusual amount of work on the agenda for today - and some of it involves leaving the house! Scary, huh?

May 7 2009
Yesterday I posted about getting Nirvana Behind The Music. Well, I watched it. This is the review I submitted on Netflix:
"This is NOT a VH1 Behind The Music! It's a bunch of fat people that once met Kurt talking about him & living out the end of their 15 minutes of fame. If you've read the book you know all this already. Save the time & the rental & get something else."

May 6 2009
I've got Netflix sending me Nirvana Behind The Music today. I never knew they even did one - and I have Cobain set to auto-record on my TiVo!

May 4 2009
I watched the 1st 5 periods (4+ hours) of the Detroit/Anaheim game yesterday & then my wife's friend comes over to cut my hair. I missed the 3OT goal :(

May 2 2009
How is a hockey fan supposed to follow the games today? 1st game is at 1 PM EDT, 2nd game is 8 hours later - what the fuck is that? And fuck the Kentucky Derby and their big fucking hats!

May 1 2009
Fucking Chicago came back only to let me down in the end. I guess it's ok since I have Luongo in my Fantasy Pool :)

April 30 2009
I just looked at my Netflix queue & I have 101 movies in there. I watched one piece of shit last night called While She Was Out and I really have no fucking idea why I put it in there in the 1st place. My mind is shot.

April 29 2009
I thought I had the Swine Flu, but it turned out I just had a bad case of Swamp Ass.

April 28 2009
Well, San Jose really fucked my palyoff pools. My last hope at redemption is Carolina beating New Jersey tonight. And Washington better beat the Rangers - fucking overpaid NY douchebags!

April 27 2009
I slept 12 hours Saturday night & 8 hours last night. I finally feel somewhat normal. My goal for today is no nap :)

April 24 2009
TGI-go-F-yourself :) So far, 2 of my underdogs have been booted from the NHL PLayoffs. I was rooting for St Louis & Columbus. I'm also on the San Jose, Chicago & Washington bandwagons, but I have this strange feeling that those 3 will make me 0-5

April 22 2009
Today is Earth Day & I ask that you do me a small favor & do something that you would not normally do - like recycle, plant a tree, turn off some unnecessary lights, etc. Save The Planet!

April 21 2009
There's a new Non-Normal Pornsite up today - Stop The Camera is all about porn bloopers.

April 20 2009
Sorry for the lack of updates on here - my lovely bride had a bad case of diverticulitus & ended up in the hospital. She's ok now & should come home today.

April 17 2009
I told my lovely bride yesterday that odds are she won't see me too much at night for the next 2 months due to hockey. I watched 4 games last night on 2 TV's & my laptop. I'm a geek.

April 16 2009
I posted the other day that I fucked up my shoulder playing Wii Bowling. Well, it's still fucked &, oddly enough, using my mouse makes it hurt even MORE! I only have 1 free hand when I surf, so how the fuck am I supposed to navigate thru the sea of porn?

April 14 2009
I played a lot of Wii Bowling over the weekend & now my shoulder hurts. I am such a fucking pussy.

April 13 2009
12 years after I joined the league, I finally finished in 1st in my Fantasy Hockey League! $500 smackers will pay off a very small portion of my debt :D

April 12 2009
Happy Zombie Jesus Day to you & yours. I hope the Easter Bunny left you a lot of candy that looks like chocolate covered raisins!

April 10 2009
Cheech & Chong were fucking AWESOME! If you have the chance to see them, do it. And, I'll be going to see Stone Temple Pilots on July (assuming they show up) Gotta love Indan Casinos!

April 9 2009
I'd come up with something clever to say here, but I overslept & I'm running late for my trip to see Cheech & Chong tonight :)

April 8 2009
This is it for the new categories for a week or so. Russian Porn went live early this morning. I'm going to start up the new categories once I'm done celebrating with Zombie Jesus.

April 7 2009
Yes, yet another new category today - Interracial Gangbangs went live this morning and I think you know what type of sites you'll find on there. Peace, Love & Sex :)

April 6 2009
Welcome to the work week! I've already started my work by adding yet another new category! Milf Interracial went live today, because white moms need black cock, too :)

April 4 2009
Even on the weekend, I bring you new categories! Teen Anal went live this morning, and as we all know, it's popular because you're still technically a virgin :)

April 3 2009
Yes, another lovely new category for you to spank to this weekend. Latina Interracial went live today & in case you didn't figure it out yet, it's Hispanic girls with black guys.

April 2 2009
I'm taking the day off from adding new categories, but don't worry, more tomorrow. Today I'm debating who's bandwagons to jump on in the NHL since my Sabres will be golfing. I'm thinking Washington in the East, St Louis in the West.

April 1 2009
Happy April Fools Day. No joke, today I've added a category based on one of the all time sterotypes. Interracial BBW went live today & it's all fat white girls with skinny black guys. Enjoy :)

March 31 2009
As promised, today I'm launching a new category for all the Fatty Admirers out there. Mature BBW's and Old Fat Nudes went live today. Tomorrow, I go after a tried & true stereotype :)

March 30 2009
Yes, yet another new category - today it's Car Sex and Road Head. Who doesn't love watching hitchhikers getting fucked in the back of a van? Tomorrow, I start to expand the fatties!

March 28 2009
Another new category - today is Porn Auditions and Casting Couch Sex. Watch as doe-eyed newcomers have their hopers & dreams smashed with big cocks :)

March 27 2009
It's time for some new categories around here. The 1st is Babysitter Sex and while it may not be that big right now, it will be :) Look out for Porn Auditions & Car Sex very soon!

March 25 2009
My lovely bride has been sick for the past few days, which of course means that I'm now sick since she has cooties.

March 24 2009
I downloaded Pearl Jam's Ten Legacy Edition this morning & while the remix's sound fucking great, I can't help but feel awkward about downloading it. Not that I want the album version, but it just seems odd to be "digital" with my grunge.

March 23 2009
Check out the Bills In Toronto Survey I took over the weekend. Anyone that thinks they are not moving to Toronto in 2012 is just lying to themselves.

March 21 2009
Happy Spring - My bracket took a shit:( I'm 28-4, but had Ohio State going to the Final Four. Oh well, it was a free pool anyway.

March 20 2009
I got into a couple of free bracket pools on CBS SportsLine & I thought I was doing pretty good with 14 right after 16 games, but my rank is someplace around 71,000. I still think 14 correct is pretty good for a guy that has not watched a complete college basketball game since Carmello was in Syracuse :)

March 19 2009
I'm like a week or 2 behind on all my TV watching, but one show I am current on - KENNY FUCKING POWERS!

March 18 2009
I love my Sabres, but it's hard for me to bash them, even if they consistently let me down.

March 16 2009
Nothing beats a 4 AM wake up call to a false security alarm, followed by 2 hours of work & a 5 hour nap :)

March 12 2009
As unmanly as it may sound, my wife is on vacation & I miss her. PUSSY WHIPPED! :)

March 11 2009
I think it might be time for me to find some new sports teams to back. The Bills signed TO & the Sabres are playing their way to the golf course. I'm thinking Pittsburgh. Steelers make the playoffs & win Super Bowls. Penguins made it to the finals & have 2 of the top 3 players in the league. Yeah. Pittsburgh it is.

March 10 2009
I know I'm making money, but shipping 100+ things that I sold on eBay is a HUGE pain in the ass.

March 9 2009
I had a great time up in Ottawa, except for the 3rd period of the game. I'm 0-3 when I go see Buffalo play up there. I think I need to stay stateside.

March 7 2009
I'm up in Ottawa for tonight's Sabres game. If you have no life, you might want to follow my antics on Twitter.

March 6 2009
The Bills called me back yesterday, ruining my OpEd in the Buffalo News on Sunday. I have to call them back since I wasn't home when they called (OK, I was sleeping) I'm not sure what I'm going to do when I call, but one thing is for sure: I won't be pleasant.

March 5 2009
Well, I did not have to punch my cat, but I almost punted her due to the Sabres giving Connolly $9 mil over the next 2 years. He's missed that much time due to injury in the last 3 seasons! Fucker should play for free! (Hi Monaco)

March 4 2009
The NHL Trade Deadline is today & I swear to God if my Sabres get rid of someone good like Connolly I'm gonna punch my cat!

March 2 2009
Welcome to March! I'm doing a little spring cleaning around the house, which of course means that some stuff has to be thrown out or sold. Thank God for eBay! If you're interested, you can see what I'm getting rid of on my eBay page :)

February 28 2009
My Bills Season Ticket contract runs out today. I wrote them a letter 2 weeks ago, complaining about a couple of things. You think those fucking assholes would call me & try to smooth things over? I hope they fucking move to Toronto. I'll just follow Cleveland.

February 27 2009
Seeing as NBC cancelled hockey on Sunday for golf, nothing makes me happier than seeing Tiger shit the bed on Day 2 of the 5 day event.

February 26 2009
How stupid did our leaders look yesterday talking about the stimulus package with soot on their foreheads? Enough's enough with these silly religious rituals!

February 24 2009
For those of you keeping track at home, NBC announced that their next game will be Boston vs NY Rangers. That's 2 out of 4 weeks we'll have The Rangers & my guess is that we'll see them 2 more times after that. FUCKING MORONS!

February 23 2009
Are you on Facebook? I am :) Come join my group for shits & giggles. I do plan on posting some links & material that will be exclusive to the Facebook page.

February 21-22 2009
No one knows this, but it is a big hockey weekend. Saturday is Hockey Day In Canada, where all 6 of the Canadian teams play each other, and you can see all 3 games on the NHL Network here in the States.. Tonight I get to see my Sabres take on the New York Rangers, who's games I see more than anyone other than Buffalo. Tomorrow Pittsburgh & Washington play on NBC. Good hockey - I advise you to watch some :)

February 20 2009
We went and got our taxes done yesterday & then decided it'd be a bright idea to go to the casino. Needless to say, we didn't win anything, but they did feed us & let us take home $300 worth of crap from their store for free.

February 19 2009
Happy Birthday to my Aunt, who has no idea this site even exists :)

February 18 2009
Last night, I listened to the remixed version of Once by Peal Jam off their upcoming reissue of Ten. I blew a load in my pants.

February 17 2009
I know I'm a day late, but that cheese competition on The Amazing Race from Sunday was possibly the BEST challenge EVER. I'm still fucking laughing.

February 16 2009
Happy President's day! I hope you get a good deal on furniture!

February 14 2009
I'm sick. Bad sick. So sick that I didn't go to see the Sabres beat San Jose last night. So sick that I feel worse than when I got off pain meds. This sucks.

February 12 2009
I was at the Sabres game last night & 2 things had me all messed up for most of the night. The 1st was the 2 Canadians sitting behind me that were asking questions about the game. The 2nd was the midget sitting in front of me.

February 11 2009
It's nice to know that as I approach my 40's, I still get drunken voice mails from my High School friends during the middle of the night.

February 10 2009
I really need to get my ass in gear & start to sort out my taxes. The main reason I procrastinate so much is that I haven't had a refund in 10 years.

February 9 2009
How can Cold Play win a Grammy for writing a song that anyone with working ears can tell you was stolen from Joe Satriani?

February 7-8 2009
The NHL On NBC starts back up again on Sunday & I have already written a letter to NBC Sports. They have FOUR Rangers games on the schedule for the next eight weeks, THREE of them against Philly. Come on!

February 6 2009
Can we please just leave Michael Phelps alone? He smoked some dope - big fucking deal. The local news actually went and interviewed some kids from a high school swim team to see how they felt. WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!!

February 5 2009
You have no idea how satisfying it was to see thousands of Toronto fans watch their beloved Maple Laughs loose to my Sabres 5-0. I truly hope they all enjoyed the ride back to Canada!

February 4 2009
Tonight is my 1st Sabres home game in 26 days - it feels like forever since I've seen them in person.

February 3 2009
What genius forgot to tell me that Netflix was delaying the release of Zack & Miri Make A Porno 1 day? I have my new releases timed out perfectly & now I'm fucked.

February 2 2009
What a fucking game last night! And to think there was pretty much ZERO hype about it. I actually wanted Pittsburgh to tie it so that it'd go into overtime, because I wanted to watch more of these 2 teams. It's too bad Arizona lost, because they are a great team.

February 1 2009
I was split on betting money on the game or buying a jersey, so I invested in a Arizona Cardinals #32 Edgerrin James home jersey. The store had a ton of them, all marked down 25% I don't care if he's in the last year of his contract - he's gonna help Arizona will today!!!!

January 28 2009
How can these people that forecast the weather be so far off in the year 2009? Don't we have this shit figured out yet? All I heard yesterday was about the "big storm" that was going to hit during the night. I think we got an inch of snow, maybe 2. Now they say that the "big storm" will hit during the day. I'm not holding my breath.

January 27 2009
I switched over to Google's Chrome browser yesterday & while it does not have all the bells & whistles that IE has, it hasn't crashed like IE did 4 or 5 times a day. But I do find it really strange that the Google Toolbar does not work with the Google Browser.

January 26 2009
After the NHL All Star Game, I rented what might be the worst movie I'd ever seen: Mirrors. It wasn't so much the story, which was decent & had potential. It was the horrendous overacting of Kiefer Sutherland that destroyed this movie. I now remember why I gave up on 24.

January 24-25 2009
It's NHL All Stat Weekend, so do me a favor & tune in Versus & watch some of the skills contests & game.

January 22 2009
I'm a bit early for Black History Month, but maybe it's better that I release these now. Another new category: Black BBW and Ebony Fat Girls went live today. I think that's it for the black female categories....for now :)

January 21 2009
I'm going to continue my current trend in honor of our new President - who I voted for & whole heartedly support. A new category went live today: Black Ass And Ghetto Booty (ok, so maybe that one is in honor of our new First Lady)

January 19 2009
Nothing beats traveling home from Vegas on your birthday with no money while trying to celebrate MLK Day.

January 17 2009
I'm broke, my feet hurt, I have no one to watch the games with tomorrow, Vegas rules!

January 16 2009
I'm taking my mom & the rest of the family to see Love tonight. It'll be my 2nd time, but I would have turned around & watched it again after I saw it last year.

January 14 2009
This is the 10th year I've come out to Vegas & the weather this time is fucking great! It's almost 70 every day. I hear it's -4 back in Buffalo :)

January 13 2009
Surprise! I'm in Vegas! Not much to report on seeing as the 2 big conventions left town the day before we got here, but I'll keep you posted on who I'm betting on this weekend so you can do the opposite :)

January 12 2009
After watching a very interesting weekend of football, the one question I have to ask is what the fuck is wrong with the face of Pacman Jones' lawyer?

January 10 2009
Party Weekend here at my place. I've got some buddies coming over, most of which are in my Fantasy Football & Hockey Leagues (because grown men like to pretend to be involved in sports) 4 TV's, 3 hockey games, 2 football games, 1 poker table, 0 women (because manly men don't need women around - grunt grunt grunt)

January 9 2009
My birthday is coming up & seeing as many people have laughed at me & the antenna on my 2005 LG Flip Phone, the family brought me up to date & got me the LG Dare. Now all I need to do is figure out how to use all the bells & whistles.

January 7 2009
I've lived in my house for 7-1/2 years & last night was the 1st time I've had my vehicle in the garage. Suddenly there's room for it after a bit of cleaning & it scared me when I turned on the lights this morning.

January 6 2009
Why is it that my roof decided to leak & blow off when there's an economic recession? Good thing they have 1 year same as cash, which really just means no payments for 1 year :D

January 5 2009
I have come to the conclusion that running or assisting with any kind of fantasy sports league is a lot like herding cats. Why is it that grown men can't follow SIMPLE instructions?

January 4 2009
So much for my alma mater. At least the NHL All Star voting was fair & balanced. They might as well have called them teams the Anaheim Black Hawks & the Montreal Penguins.

January 3 2009
My old college plays a bowl game today. I went to SUNY Buffalo from 89 until they asked me to not come back in 92, seeing as I was less than a model student. I was there when they were digging for the new stadium that opened in 94. I could not have cared less about the football team until they clinched a Bowl game in November. I, like most other Western New Yorkers, will be cheering from the top of a bandwagon when they play today up in Toronto. Hopefully they'll play a better game than the Bills did up there.

January 2 2009
I'm going to prove how dumb I am: I just realized that "Happy Holidays" is a PC term used to cover all the December holidays, like Christmas, Haunkkah, Kwanzaa, etc. I honestly thought it was just a shorter way of saying "Merry Christmas & Happy New Year" The box I live in is very small & gets little sunlight.

January 1 2009
You know what sucks about staying home on New Years Eve because you're old & boring? Drunk people call/text right around midnight. I love all my friends - even those that live in different time zones - but for fuck sakes! I guess it could be worse, just look at Dick Clark.

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