|August 1 2015
So... August is here... I've got nothing!
July 31 2015
Someone explain to me why I thought July had only 30 days?
July 30 2015
So much for July & so much for that OTC wonder drug. Back to my normal caffeine intake & daily naps.
July 29 2015
I started some new OTC wonder drug/vitamin/patch thing that's supposed to boost my energy & keep me focused. So far, so good...I think.
July 28 2015
I completely forgot that I have something up on my eBay that some of you may actually want:
5 XBox Live Gold 1 Month Membership Cards (Xbox One/360)
Right now it's at $34 - but hurry! Bidding ends around 4 PM EDT!
July 27 2015
I renamed my Monday links to Mature Milfs Momday! GET IT?!?!
July 26 2015
Sorry I took yesterday off - I just wasn't feeling like I wanted to actually do some work.
July 24 2015
Sorry for the late update today, but it is the 21st anniversary of my bride & I dating, so we're celebrating a little
July 23 2015
My niece says I have to be #TeamMeek but what truly fascinates me about this whole thing is that the City of Toronto Councillor's Twitter username is @norm
July 22 2015
Just an FYI about the dating links you see on here: NONE of them have anything to do with Ashley Madison!
July 21 2015
I went a little nuts with the tube clip links today, so try to not waste more than an hour or 2 watching them
July 20 2015
Sure! Why not wake up before the sun come up on a Monday & watch some golf! WTF is wrong with me??
July 19 2015
Why am I awake? Scotland is my homeland!
July 18 2015
Mr Skin is still $4/month - and yes, I just renewed
July 17 2015
I yanked a shitload of dead links yesterday & it pains me to see the sites of my old friends go belly up
July 16 2015
I've still got some stuff up for sale on my eBay if you're interested.
July 15 2015
It's Prime Day at Amazon, so if you have some cash to spend, do me a favor & go to my lame side project Greenguy89.com & click on the Amazon banner for me...please?
July 14 2015
The depressing news just keeps on coming in my life. I won't bore you with the details, but let's just say the piece of mail I recv'd yesterday was a fucking doozie!
July 13 2015
I'm exhausted. My back is killing me. I feel like someone beat me up. But, it was totally worth it to see Def Leppard & Tesla last night
July 12 2015
Sorry for taking yesterday off, but I really needed to clear my head. Tomorrow is up in the air too, as I'm going to see Def Leppard tonight
July 10 2015
I watched the movie Sixteen Candles for the 1st time in about 25 years yesterday & I have to say that the Long Duck Dong scenes are still fucking hilarious!
July 9 2015
I've got nothing
July 8 2015
Nothing like sleeping for 12 hours & feeling like you want to go back to bed an hour later :(
July 7 2015
Any of you guys (or gals?) interested in those TeenyMates collections? If so, I've got some NFL & NHL TeenyMates Sets For Sale
July 6 2015
I decided to take a quick shower before the US vs Japan Women's World Cup Final last night. When I got out & looked at the TV, it was already 4-0
July 5 2015
Looks like I'll be keeping my FlagGuy up for at least 1 more day, as the US Women's National Soccer Team looks to drop the bomb on their Japanese counterparts in the FIFA Women's World Cup Final today!
July 3-4 2015
My favorite celebrity site is having a $4/month sale for The 4th Of July!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
July 2 2015
It looks like it'll be WWII all over again on Sunday in the FIFA Women's Final!
July 1 2015
Happy Birthday Canadia!!
June 30 2015
25 years ago today, I saw Aerosmith, Metallica, and some band named The Black Crowes at the now defunct Silver Stadium in Rochester, NY. One of the BEST concerts I've ever been to!
June 29 2015
It's another Mature Mom Milfs Monday over on the New Porn Links page!
June 28 2015
Just a quick Sunday update today, since I know most of you are not online & out enjoying your weekend!
June 27 2015
A little late with the update today, but I was busy splitting the Milfs category into Milf Nudes & Milf Sex
June 26 2015
With a little bit of luck, I'll have another new category for you tomorrow!
June 25 2015
I think I've slept 14 of the last 24 hours - gotta love having a sleep disorder!
June 24 2015
I ordered our league's draft board & kit for this years Fantasy Football season yesterday, and they said that if I let people know about them, they'd give you 10% off this year and me a discount year, so if you run a league, here's 10% Off Fantasy Football Draft Boards/Kits
June 23 2015
I added a shitload of new smileys/emoticons/emojis yesterday and today. Got one to suggest? Email it to me - but make sure it's small enough or easily resizable
...and unfortunately, Tub Girl is too big
June 22 2015
I think that my little Amateur Movie Monday experiment is officially a bust, so today marks the 1st Mature Mom Milfs Monday!
June 21 2015
Happy Dilfs Day! Also, can you tell by this screen cap from the Recent Updates section in my Mr Skin account that I like the girls in Orange Is The New Black?
June 20 2015
The one thing I hate about this site is working on stuff that none of you will ever notice, but it has to be done...by hand...to every page!
June 19 2015
I've got nothing!
June 18 2015
I really not a fan of the noodles, but Happy Ramadan!
June 17 2015
I am NOT afraid to whore myself out!
I've Got Some (basically) New Crap On eBay
June 16 2015
As usual, I fucking fell asleep during the 2nd period of last night's hockey game. Congrats to Chicago, especially Patrick Kane, who is as close as Buffalo will ever get to having The Stanley Cup.
June 15 2015
I see absolutely nothing wrong with spending most of Saturday & all of Sunday binge watching Orange Is The New Black
June 14 2015
It's Sunday & I update before 7 AM? WTF is wrong with me? I'm going back to bed :)
June 13 2015
Started watching Season 3 of Orange Is The New Black yesterday, so this mindless rambling of mine sorta fits today:
NBC's Aquarius Is The Future Of Binge Watching & It Sucks!
June 12 2015
Just once, I'd like to wake up in the morning & not be exhausted 2 or 3 hours later :-(
June 11 2015
My Review Of The Doc "Hot Girls Wanted"
June 10 2015
You gotta love it when your credit card company decreases your credit limit by 1/3rd for no reason
June 9 2015
Typical to most of my playoff hockey viewing, I fell asleep in the middle of the 3rd period when it was tied 2-2
June 8 2015
I ended up pounding a lot of Monster energy drinks on Saturday night so I could watch the hockey game & woke up Sunday feeling like I had a hangover, so that's why there was no update yesterday. Sorry :)
June 6 2015
Are you an Opie & Anthony fan? Got a bit of a beer gut? Well, then check out my Opie & Anthony T-Shirt For Sale!
June 5 2015
It's just too hot during these warmer months for me to drink coffee...but I need caffeine!! Luckily, they sell it in pill form & it's a shitload cheaper than using my fucking Keurig machine
June 4 2015
...and no sooner was the tax money in my account, it's gone & I'm broke again :-(
June 3 2015
I GOT MY TAX REFUND!
June 2 2015
Do me a favor & check out my new friend Indie Nudes because I like to help those that help me
June 1 2015
My niece turns 21 today & all her friends took her out last night & there was a cake & presents...when I turned 21, my buddy knocked on my door at 12:05 AM & made me go buy him beer
May 31 2015
I too hate people that bitch about the weather, but yesterday it was 82°F here and today, it's fucking 45°F
May 30 2015
I added a shitload of links today in honor of me waking up to this:
May 29 2015
I was a little bored yesterday, so I added a new category:
May 28 2015
After spending countless hours trying to reach a human being on the IRS phone number, I finally succeeded in talking to someone & found out the refund I submitted 60 days ago should be here next week
May 27 2015
I've got nothing...
May 26 2015
I fell asleep about halfway thru the 3rd period of the hockey game last night. Did I miss anything exciting?
May 25 2015
Yes, it is Memorial Day, and I am very thankful to all that died in the line of duty serving our country. But, it is also Towel Day, so please, proudly carry your towel today & everyday
May 24 2015
The closest I'll ever come to non-porn fame:
May 23 2015
I'm up early because I had to take a massive fucking dump & these fucking birds chirping outside my house are really fucking annoying! Happy Holiday Weekend, fuckers! Almost forgot: I was looking in the junk drawer for a ruler & found this
May 22 2015
It's a big holiday weekend, which really means nothing to me as far as partying, so odds are I'll be updating if you too are a lonely loser & feel the need to tug it over the next few days.
May 21 2015
Is it strange that I'm sad to see Letterman go, even though I probably haven't watched him on a regular basis in 10-12 years?
May 20 2015
More proof that I have my finger on the pulse of pop-culture: I went to see Avengers: Age of Ultron yesterday!
May 19 2015
So let's see...It's another Porno Tubesday on the New Porn Links page; Tampa Bay won ; I still don't have my tax refund
May 18 2015
(As if you care) I added a couple new links to My Friend's Porn Sites, so give'em a click
Ero Curves - Tiny Eve - Eros Blog
May 17 2015
If my hockey jinx continues, look for Anahiem & Rangers in the finals, because I'm rooting for Tampa Bay & Chicago!
May 15 2015
It's been 45 days since I e-filed my Federal taxes & I'm owed a lot of money. The IRS site says if it's been over 21 days, you can contact them to see what the holdup is. You ever try to get someone on the phone at the IRS? I am so fucked.
May 14 2015
I am dragging ass today because I pounded down 3 or 4 energy drinks & stayed up to watch the fucking Rangers beat Washington
May 13 2015
Seeing as I've adjusted the look inside here, it might be time for me to spruce up that 10 year old warning page.
May 12 2015
One of the MANY medical issues in my life is Sleep Apnea as well as the fact that I sleep about 12-14 hours a day. In order to find out if it's being caused by the meds I'm on, I'd have to stop ALL of them for 2 weeks, then have another sleep study. Yeah, that's exactly what I want to do: Stop taking all my meds for 2 weeks
May 11 2015
I went with the bride & her family to Bingo yesterday. Yes, it is boring as fuck...until the 1 number you need pops up on the screen as the next number to be called...and some cunt screams BINGO! 1 number away from $500
May 9-10 2015
It's a rare Saturday update for me, since I'm fucking off for the rest of the weekend to celebrate Milf's Day!
May 8 2015
If I still see this on the IRS Refund site come Monday, I'm really gonna fucking snap!
May 7 2015
If you've been paying attention around here (and it's ok if you haven't) you've seen the general design of the category pages changing. It's a work in progress & since there's 150+ of them that I (stupidly) have to edit by hand, just be patient with me.
May 6 2015
I finally got to watch Kurt Cobain: Montage Of Heck yesterday & all I can say is WOW! Such a powerful documentary & it made me so happy that I was alive & enjoying/spreading his music when it was happening.
May 5 2015
In other news, it's Porno Tubesday on the New Porn Links page, and I've been tweaking the design on the category pages.
May 4 2015
May The 4th Be With You
May 3 2015
Just a small quick update today to get my ducks in a row.
May 2 2015
No update today, but I did want to mention a few things:
1st & foremost, do society a favor today: Do NOT watch The Kentucky Derby 364 days a year, you could give 2 shits about horse racing. Rich people in fancy hats getting drunk & watching horses run around for 2 minutes Just ignore the hype machine that is NBC Sports, because in the end, NO ONE CARES!
2ndly, I added 2 new categories today:
3rd & finally: GO CAPS!
May 1 2015
My Caps won last night...even if I did fall asleep in the middle of the 3rd period
April 30 2015
Happy that Tampa won last night, making my record 2-6 in backing teams in the playoffs. Caps & Hawks from here on out for me!
April 29 2015
The lack of playoff hockey last night very much confused me
April 28 2015
The new design on this page is very much a "work in progress" but hopefully you guys (and gals?) like it
April 27 2015
Well, here's the new design for this page that I've been working on. It's not 100% complete, but my brain hurts from searching for smileys & emoticons!
April 24 2015
Just an FYI: No update tomorrow & Sunday's not looking good either, as I'm in the process of a MASSIVE redesign of this page.
April 23 2015
Take a look in the top left corner - hopefully I got this right & it's on every page
April 22 2015
Happy Earth Day from The Original Greenguy
April 21 2015
Depression has set in once again, as you can NOT find this site in Google by searching for the word "greenguy"
April 20 2015
I did some more work yesterday & added another new category:
April 19 2015
I did some work yesterday & added a new category:
April 17 2015
I apologize for the less-than-stellar update today - I'm just not feeling it this morning.
April 16 2015
Nothing worse than falling asleep after the 1st overtime of an NHL Playoff game!
April 15 2015
Even though my beloved Buffalo Sabres basically ruined the hockey season for me, I'm very excited to watch some NHL Playoffs tonight!
April 14 2015
Here's a cheesy reminder: TAXES ARE DUE TOMORROW!
April 13 2015
Well, the idea of updating on Saturday went out the window when I decided to just fuck off for the entire day. Anyway, it's Girlfriend Monday, so enjoy!
April 10 2015
You might have noticed that I don't typically update on Saturday, but that may change now that the Fantasy Hockey seasons are over, because that ate up most of my mornings.
April 9 2015
Are things looking better around here? I did finish adding the review score to all the applicable premium sites. Next, to clean up the numerous dead links - and I know there's a lot - but I'm working on it!
April 8 2015
Hump Day! And remember, it's Friendly Wednesday, so all of today's new links are from my friends. Show them I still have a little internet power
April 7 2015
This whole O & A thing has me feeling like I'm in the middle of a family dispute :(
April 6 2015
I took the weekend off to spend time with the family :)
April 3 2015
Good Good Friday Friday!
April 2 2015
I started to go thru all the Premium sites that I have listed & I'm going to add the review score to those that have reviews. Hopefully you guys (and gals?) will find this helpful.
April 1 2015
No April Fools here! If you look below at the list of categories, you'll see that none of them have that background color that I was using while I was making layout changes to the pages. That's because I FINALLY FUCKING FINISHED!!!
March 31 2015
Fucking taxes! I owe the state, but I'm getting a refund from federal, and I need that to pay the state! It best come in by the 15th!!!
March 30 2015
I'm back! I had a nice enjoyable weekend, and it snowed! Hopefully this week will be kinda normal :-)
March 27 2015
The Good News:
I apologize again for not being able to update yesterday, but the techguy's worked on my server & things are now loading as fast as ever!
The Bad News:
I'm gonna try to take the weekend off, so see ya Monday!
March 26 2015
I apologize, but I don't think there's going to be an update today. I'm having some programming problems & seeing as the script I use to run this mess was written in 2001, I'm having trouble finding anyone that knows WTF is going on
It's fixed, the site is loading like shit thru a goose, and I'll be back tomorrow
March 25 2015
Started watching Bloodline on Nexflix yesterday & I'm fucking hooked! I've come to the conclusion that I will now watch any series Netflix puts out!
March 24 2015
Remember what I said yesterday about not being #1 when you search "greenguy" in Google? Well, yesterday afternoon, it magically came back!!
March 23 2015
I am depressed beyond belief. For the 1st time ever(?) this site is not the #1 result in Google for the word "greenguy". What might be worse is that I could not find this site on the 1st 20 pages of results (or the top 200). It feels like I've been robbed of my identity
March 22 2015
So I took most of yesterday off & watch 2 great movies: 1st it was Interstellar. Then, I watched Exodus: Gods and Kings. Both were great works of fiction
March 20 2015
Spring Has Sprung!! LOL! ROFL! GTFO! OU812! REO SPEEDWAGON!
March 19 2015
For those of you that are paying attention to things around here, I'm down to about 20 or so categories that need to be changed over to the new design. I'm confident I'll have the rest done by Christmas!
March 18 2015
Nicki Minaj announced US tour dates that go on sale today & my niece is seriously freaking out. I'm in charge of getting her some presale tix, but I honestly can't remember being anywhere near as excited as she is about a concert!
March 17 2015
Here in the Buffalo area, everyone wants our beloved Sabres to tank the rest of the hockey season in order to get a high draft pick so they can take McDavid or Eichel. But take a look at the last 3 "next big thing" draft picks:
° John Tavares: Drafted in 2009 - Islanders have made the playoffs once (in 2012); just now becoming a very good team
° Sidney Crosby: Drafted in 2005 - Penguins missed playoffs his 1st season; didn't win Stanley Cup til 2009 (plus he's got Malkin)
° Alexander Ovechkin: Drafted 2005 - Capitals missed playoffs his 1st 2 years; still no Cup
My point? We're still not going to see a good team until the 2020's!!
March 16 2015
So happy today! I made it to the money in 1 of my Fantasy Hockey leagues! With any luck, I'll break even
(Oh, it's also Girlfriend Monday - ENJOY!)
March 15 2015
With a little help from an old friend, I was able to add a Last Updated date to all the category pages on here. Hopefully that helps some of you out
March 13 2015
AAAHHH!!! Friday The 13th Part II!! Bad things!!
March 12 2015
The Bitch has 2 job interviews today, so let's hope she lands one
March 11 2015
I really hate it when I get a bug up my ass about how this page looks. Yes, it does need a new design, but I'm still working on updating all the category pages!!
March 10 2015
Not only is today Porno Tubesday but look at what came in the mail yesterday!
March 9 2015
Aside from the fact that it's another Girlfriend Monday, I have one thing to say:
Roof Ice Dams SUCK!!!
March 8 2015
I was gonna update yesterday, but I found myself truly consumed listening to the re-release of Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti, especially one song:
Everybody Makes It Through (In the Light) (Early Version - In Transit)
March 6 2015
BTW, the roof did stop leaking in my house, but yesterday I realized the temps were back in the teens, so I'm sure to have problems this weekend when it's in the 30s.
March 5 2015
Well, after a couple hours of getting snow & ice off my roof yesterday, I think I'm entitled to take the rest of today off...but I did update
March 4 2015
Good thing I got the update ready early today, as it's above freezing for the 1st time in about 3 months & now there's water leaking in everywhere in my house
March 3 2015
Seeing as I was so late with yesterday's Girlfriend Monday links, I made sure to load up on the Porno Tubesday vids bright & early!
March 2 2015
Sorry for the late Girlfriend Monday update, but personal/family matters come 1st.
February 28 2015
Seeing as I missed updating Thursday, I just put up an extra special super duper no holds barred Saturday update! (that looks like every other update)
February 27 2015
I'm sorry I missed yesterday's update - too many doctor appts, including 1 that was 2+ hours in a dentist chair!
February 25 2015
Don't you fucking hate it when you wake up & your PC decided to reboot itself in the middle of the night
February 24 2015
Video Tuesday has officially been changed to Porno Tubesday
February 23 2015
1 - It's Girlfriend Monday on the New Porn Links page
2 - I shit on my TV!
February 22 2015
If Birdman wins ANYTHING tonight I may just take a shit on my TV!
February 20 2015
OK - enough about my update streak (6 days in a row & 10 of the last 11 BTW)
February 19 2015
Updates 4 days in a row & 9 of the last 10?! I might "officially" be back!
February 18 2015
For Lent, I'm once again giving up Religion. Seems to be working, so why stop!
February 17 2015
Late update Monday = Early update Tuesday! And, it's another jam packed all video update!!
PS - Every day is Fat Tuesday at my Chubby Twitter Gals Page
February 16 2015
It's a little late in the day, but I updated before midnight, so it counts! And, it's the 1st of what I'm going to call Girlfriend Monday's
February 15 2015
Yes, I took yesterday off - so sue me! But I do have to say that Jim Jefferies was FUCKING HILARIOUS on Friday night!
February 13 2015
To celebrate Valentine's Day, as well as my 5th daily update in a row, The Bitch & I are going to see Jim Jefferies perform tonight!
February 12 2015
4th day in a row with an update?! I think that's a new record! So do me a favor & click on a banner, will ya?
February 11 2015
I updated THREE days in a row?!
February 10 2015
I'm thinking that, once or twice a week, I'm just gonna bombard you with clips from recently released movies from my HD Porn Theater.
(you all do know I have that, don't you?)
February 9 2015
I honestly don't think my life can get any worse...
February 6 2015
Sorry I didn't update yesterday, but I have one hell of a legit excuse: I was removing about 6,000 links...by hand
February 4 2015
February 2 2015
Merry Groundhog Day!
Here's my take on the end of the Super Bowl:
6 seconds left in the half, you'd think they were gonna kneel, run 2-3 seconds off the clock so that they wouldn't have to kickoff, then kick the fieldgoal - nope! Touchdown pass to tie the game!
20 or so seconds left in the game on the 1, you'd think they'd run the ball - nope! Pass gets intercepted!
The same things that make Pete Carroll a great coach can also make him look dumb. They score & he's a genius. You can't have it both ways...
January 31 2015
I was gonna try to put up some new links to day, but there's just not enough good stuff to bother.
January 30 2015
Just finished a nice little update and I got 7 categories all spiffed up & fancy looking:
Oral & Blowjobs
Oral Sex Movies
January 29 2015
No update yesterday or today, but rest easy, knowing that things are going on behind the scenes.
January 27 2015
Not a massive update today, but an update none-the-less!
January 26 2015
More Netflix yesterday. Started watching their series The Fall & I have to admit, only 2 episodes in, I'm hooked!
January 25 2015
I was gonna update yesterday - I swear! But then I turned on Netflix & sat my fat ass on the couch for the entire day.
January 23 2015
Another day, another update!
...and, I think I forgot to tell everyone what my lovely bride, The Bitch, gave me for Xmas: Meet my little buddy Ren!
January 22 2015
I am going to try to update today, but I did want to mention that most of my category pages do have a new 1-5 min flash video every day. Just look for the next to the category to know which ones to visit each day
January 21 2015
I updated - nothing major, but I do want to at least try to get back to doing this every day.
January 20 2015
I'm back & almost recovered from my big birthday weekend!
January 16 2015
Updates for 3 outta the last 4 days, but I can almost guarantee that streak is gonna stop, seeing as it's my birthday weekend
January 14 2015
Back-to-back updates - enjoy it now, because I could be back to weekly at any moment!
January 13 2015
I am working a lot these days - pretty soon, it'll be daily updates lol
January 11 2015
It's 7 AM on a Sunday & what am I doing? Slinging porn!!
January 8 2015
WOW! I actually updated before Noon! I deserve some sort of prize
January 5 2015
RIP Stuart Scott. With as much ESPN that I've watched over the years, it's like losing a friend :'(