- Your age would make it ... or nakedness is ... illegal in your part of town!
- You are offended by free porn of naked people, doing naked things with and to each others naked parts!
- You do not know the meaning of the word "spaba"!
- You have never seen the movie "The Blues Brothers" but you did see "Blues Brothers 2000"!
- You remember your first "Village People" concert!
- You have not shaved your ass in the last week!
- You have a 3 ball sac!
- You can count off on 3 fingers the number of times you've been caught "rubbing one out"!
- You do not know who "Prof Frink" is!
- You don't know the alfabet without singing the A - B - C song!
- You do not know how to monitor your child's online activities.
- You are not educated on preventing the sexual exploitation of children and adolescents.