December 31 2021
So long, 2021!  Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out after leaving me more depressed than I have ever been in my entire life!

December 28-30 2021
On Friday 12-24 I was tested for COVID due to a medical procedure that was scheduled for 12-28.  On 12-27 I got a call that I had tested positive for COVID.  I am vaccinated, so I feel fine, but I'm quarantining myself for 5 days as per CDC guidelines.

December 27 2021
Wearing a mask is NOT a political statement.
It's science.
>
I'll make it simple for you: Wear a mask or eat a Skittle.
If you choose to eat a Skittle, there's 100 of them, but you only have to eat 1.   ALL of them will get you very sick and 4 of them will KILL you.  After you eat the Skittle, everyone you come in close contact with will be forced to eat a Skittle, but not 1 of your 100.  They'll each get their own 100 because that's how science works.
So, mask or Skittle?

December 24-26 2021
Merry Ho Ho from your favorite slinger of smut!

December 15-23 2021
Wearing a mask is NOT a political statement.
It's science.
>
I'll make it simple for you: Wear a mask or eat a Skittle.
If you choose to eat a Skittle, there's 100 of them, but you only have to eat 1.   ALL of them will get you very sick and 4 of them will KILL you.  After you eat the Skittle, everyone you come in close contact with will be forced to eat a Skittle, but not 1 of your 100.  They'll each get their own 100 because that's how science works.
So, mask or Skittle?

December 14 2021

December 13 2021
Like clockwork, every 3 years I have my friend lob off my scrock ponytail so I can donated it to Locks Of Love

December 11 2021
My friend Emerald made this for me

December 9-10 2021
Depression sucks.  I'm working thru this current funk that I'm in by taking my meds and seeking advice from trained professionals.  As a guy, I feel kinda embarrassed by this...but the reality is that there is NOTHING to be embarrassed by.  Having mental health issues doesn't make you less of a man, it makes you human.  If you're struggling, do NOT feel embarrassed about it & seek professional help.

December 6-8 2021
STOP!
Go to Facebook or Twitter (or both) and follow Cursed Posts - funniest Social Media account I've seen in a long long long time

November 29 - December 4 2021

November 24-28 2021
Have a safe and...
 

November 12-23 2021

November 11 2021

Thank you to all that served

November 5-10 2021
1st & foremost:
RIP PK  
I don't usually put any ads up here, but this "Airtight" scene that we released today is pretty fucking good! You can see some vidcaps from the scene here, or click the banner below to watch the trailer:


*NOTE* "Airtight" is honestly a new term for me (I prefer 3holer lol) 

November 1-4 2021

October 22-30 2021

October 21 2021
Happy (Woulde Be) 54th Birthday To My Brother-In-Law & Best Friend

October 20 2021
Nothing like having your Fantasy Hockey Draft a week after the season starts.

October 19 2021
If I hear the name Jackrabbit Jenkins one more time...

October 18 2021
LET'S GO BUFFALO!!!

October 16 2021
I'm not into golden showers
 
Also...

October 15 2021
...they still suck.

October 14 2021
Sabres start their shitty season tonight...

October 13 2021
Hockey started last night, but since my league has not had our fantasy draft yet, it didn't seem real to me.

September 9 - October 8 2021
My newest job/website just opened up:

Please check it out - let Jonni Darkko know that I know my shit

September 4-8 2021
For no real reason, here's my buddy wearing his custom made Buffalo Bills OJ Simpson jersey:

September 1-3 2021

August 26-31 2021

August 25 2021
For the 1st time in about 20 years, I'm in ZERO Fantasy Football Leagues.

August 24 2021

25 years ago today, on August 24th, 1996, I married the love of my life. 

August 8-23 2021
On Friday August 6th, my brother-in-law & best friend passed away from COVID and I am devastated.  Just get the fucking vaccine!

August 2-6 2021
Still sick #FML

July 31 2021
How the fuck do I get a 17 day cold/flu in the middle of the summer?

July 28-30 2021
Doc said I have to go see a specialist about my stomach.  Wife has had a bad head/chest cold for 4 days & guess who she passed it along to... #FML

July 26-27 2021
That stupid stomach ache came back, so off to the doctor I go...

July 24 2021
27 years ago today I started dating the woman who would become my bride

July 23 2021
I'm happy to report that the stomach virus has returned...or it never left or whatever #FML

July 20-22 2021

July 19 2021
Stomach virus = 5lbs weight loss

July 17-18 2021
Stomach virus left just in time for my bride to put me to work for the weekend

July 14-16 2021
Leave it to me to get a stomach virus in the middle of July.

July 13 2021

July 12 2021
England?!

July 10-11 2021
Enjoy your weekend!

July 9 2021
It's time to watch Black Widow about 10-12 times...

July 8 2021
I honestly can't remember when I could've cared less about who won the Stanley Cup.

July 7 2021
Today has a Vegas feel to it...

July 5-6 2021
I had a Great 4th of July Weekend & now I have a Great 4th of July Hangover!

July 2-4 2021
Have a Great 4th of July Weekend!

July 1 2021
Happy Birthday Canadia!

June 30 2021
While I don't know the exact date I started Greenguy, I do remember working on the site on July 4th 1996, to the point where I had to be dragged outside for the party.  This means that sometime in June 1996, this mess all started, so here's to 25 years of me slinging porn

June 28-29 2021

June 26-27 2021
Montreal vs Tampa Bay for the Stanley Cup?  Meh.

June 25 2021

June 24 2021
BRAVO! to Gen. Mark Milley

June 23 2021
These non-drinking hangovers suck balls.

June 22 2021
I hate this date.

June 21 2021
Rick & Morty!

June 19-20 2021
Happy Father's Day Weekend to all the dads & stepdads out there.

June 18 2021

June 17 2021
I am FASCINATED by Loki on Disney+

June 15-16 2021

June 14 2021
Hangovers are a BITCH at my age!

June 12-13 2021
Seeing as I really am a "green" guy, here's my solar production since I had the panels installed in October 2018:

June 11 2021

June 10 2021
Islanders fan since Day 1

June 8-9 2021

June 7 2021
On Saturday, the gave a speech at a convention & it looks like the dummy had his pants on backwards:

June 4-6 2021

June 3 2021
I finally got around to watching the Beastie Boys Story and it reminded me not only how much I truly love their 1st 4 albums, but just how fucking great they were overall.

June 2 2021
Dummy is saying he'll be reinstated as President in August

June 1 2021

May 29-31 2021
Please take a moment this weekend to remember those brave men & women who have lost their lives in the service of our country.

May 26-28 2021

May 25 2021
Nice to see Edmonton shit the bed.

May 24 2021
I may have sprained my ankle jumping off the Washington Capitals bandwagon & onto the NY Islanders bandwagon #MikeBossy

May 22 2021
Got my 2nd Pfizer shot yesterday & then slept for about 14 hours.  Woke up this morning feeling fine

May 21 2021
Based on the title for a scene I got ready for release today, I had to submit a new word to UrbanDictionary.com:
Rimmipede

May 20 2021
I finally get shot #2 tomorrow!

May 19 2021
If you seriously think Trump won the election & there's some big election fraud conspiracy, please click your back button until you're no longer on this website.

May 18 2021

May 17 2021
With 3 of the 1st 4 NHL Playoff games going to OT, it's looking like there will be some GREAT series.  Feel free to jump on the Washington Capitals bangwagon with me!

May 15-16 2021

The only thing better than Playoff Hockey would be if my beloved Buffalo Sabres were in it
Looks like I'll be jumping on the Washington Capitals bangwagon!

May 12-14 2021

May 11 2021
Whining to your Fantasy Hockey Commish about how COVID screwed you or the NHL schedule screwed you or life in general screwed you is a very childish thing to do.

May 10 2021
My mom is in a nursing home.  Over the weekend I got to see her in person for the 1st time since this COVID shitshow started.  Get the fucking shot.  Where a fucking mask.  That's the only way this shit is gonna end.

May 8-9 2021
In honor of Mother's Day, here's a pic of my mom & I the day of my High School graduation in 1989

May 7 2021
Ever since I shared this, which technically hasn't happened yet as I am still typing this message, I've received many blessings!

May 6 2021
Liz > Donald

May 5 2021

May 4 2021

May 3 2021

May 1 2021
I finally got my 1st vaccine shot yesterday & I'm happy to report I feel fine.

April 30 2021
I'm saddened to see that former Sabres goalie Ryan Miller is retiring.  He's the best US born goalie the NHL has ever seen and he's got the numbers to prove it!

April 29 2021
I finally got around to watching Mank on Netflix yesterday and I have to say, it really was a great fucking movie!

April 27-28 2021

April 26 2021
I ended up tying 5-5-0 in my Fantasy Hockey semifinals game & since I was the lower seed, I lose

April 23-25 2021

April 22 2021
Merry Earth Day!
 

April 21 2021
Lovely April weather we're having here in Buffalo

April 20 2021
This site is green in honor of today's date.

April 19 2021
My beloved Buffalo Sabres fired their coach, traded away 2 of their better players, had their best player go on IR & all of a sudden, they're actually watchable!

April 17-18 2021
Seems like a great concept to me!

April 16 2021
Seeing as I was up late getting a scene ready for See HIM Fuck that we shot YESTERDAY, that means you get an early update here, too

April 15 2021
Strange how taxes aren't due til May 15th, but if you filed "on time" and owed some money, they took that cash this morning from your bank account.

April 14 2021
My 1st vaccine shot is about 2 weeks away & I can not wait!

April 13 2021
My brain is fried.

April 12 2021

Congrats to Hideki Matsuyama on winning The Masters!

April 10-11 2021

I'm not the biggest golf fan in the world, but I am a typical male, which means I watch all "major" sporting events & I'm actually looking forward to watching the rest of The Masters this weekend

April 9 2021
Confused as to whether or not you should get the COVID vaccine?  Here's a list of who you should ask for advice:
1 - A Medical Professional (Ex: your Doctor or your Pharmacist)
You're welcome!

April 8 2021
I went solar in Oct 2018 & just noticed that last month was my best March yet:

GO GREEN

April 7 2021
I saw this on the Facebook yesterday & it literally made me LOL

April 6 2021
I never knew that they determined Layne's death-date to also be April 5th

April 5 2021
RIP Kurt

Yes, my mindless daily ramblings will be returning, but expect a lot of this:
 

June 27 2020 - April 3 2021
Wearing a mask is NOT a political statement.
It's science.
>
I'll make it simple for you: Wear a mask or eat a Skittle.
If you choose to eat a Skittle, there's 100 of them, but you only have to eat 1.   ALL of them will get you very sick and 4 of them will KILL you.  After you eat the Skittle, everyone you come in close contact with will be forced to eat a Skittle, but not 1 of your 100.  They'll each get their own 100 because that's how science works.
So, mask or Skittle?