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June 27 2020 - April 3 2021 Wearing a mask is NOT a political statement.
It's science. > I'll make it simple for you: Wear a mask or eat a Skittle.
If you choose to eat a Skittle, there's 100 of them, but you only have to eat 1.
ALL of them will get you very sick and 4 of them will
KILL you. After you eat the Skittle, everyone you come in close contact with will be forced to eat a Skittle, but not 1 of your 100. They'll each get their own 100 because that's how science works.
So, mask or Skittle?
June 26 2020
It is truly mind boggling how many people can simply ignore science
June 25 2020
I've got nothing.
June 24 2020
Early update because I slept most of the day. Aren't you glad I'm back to my daily nonsense?
June 23 2020
I got nothing, partly because I think I'm still hungover from Sunday...
June 22 2020
I hate this date.
June 20 2020
Sorry for the late update today - I had to fucking reinstall fucking Windows!!
June 19 2020
It's been 3 months since I stopped annoying you all with my daily ramblings & simply told you to STAY IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE. Looks like about 1/2 of you listened. My state of New York is doing GREAT! Anyway, there's way too much to get into as far as what I missed commenting on, but I will say that I'm THRILLED that dummy is 0 for 2 with the SCOTUS this week
March 19 - June 18 2020
I'm still updating, but I'm leaving this here for the foreseeable future: STAY IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!!!
March 18 2020
Voting closes for my friend AnnMarie tomorrow night, so PLEASE GO VOTE and help her make it to the Quarter Finals!
March 17 2020
March 16 2020
Every cloud has a silver lining: Amazon released Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker early due to everyone self-quarantining
March 14 2020 SEE BELOW
Do Me A Favor O' The Moment
I'm happy to announce that my friend Ann Marie has made it to the final round of her group & is currently in 2nd place in her quest to be on the cover of Inked Magazine!
THANK YOU TO ALL THAT HAVE VOTED SO FAR!!
But in order for her to advance to the Quarter Finals, we need to get her into 1st place before voting ends Thursday March 19th.
YOU CAN VOTE ONCE A DAY! Also, until 10PM ET Saturday, every $1 you donate to the non-profit MusiCares counts as TWO VOTES towards Ann Marie making the cover. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DONATE TO VOTE but even a couple bucks would help her & the MusiCares foundation.
Click the link below to see some NEW pics of Ann Marie & THANK YOU!!!
March 12 2020
I fucking LOVE how Bernie Sanders started out his news conference yesterday! "I am reiterating what I have said from Day 1 of this campaign, and that is that Donald Trump is the most dangerous President in the modern history of our country & he must be defeated. Tragically, we have a President today who is a pathological liar, and who's running a corrupt administration, he clearly does not understand the Constitution of the United States, and thinks that he is a President who is above the law. In my view, he is a racist, a sexist, a homophobe, a xenophobe, and a religious bigot and he must be defeated and I will do everything in my power to make that happen." ~ Bernie Sanders
March 11 2020
Today's Coronavirus Lesson is brought to you by Math 101: The flu kills at a rate of 0.1%, so if 100,000 people get the flu, on average 100 people will die. The coronavirus kills at a rate of 3.0%, so if 100,000 people get the coronavirus, on average 3,000 people will die. You can NOT compare the 2 based solely on death totals, regardless of what the fucktard monkey con man that is our President says
March 10 2020
The Coronavirus is a real thing, regardless of what "fake news" a dummy tells us
March 9 2020
8 hours of drinking on a Sunday makes for one hell of a fun Monday!
March 7 2020
Friend: Would you like to go to a benefit for Joe Blow? His house burned down. Me: Sure! I'll go drinking!
March 6 2020
Reminder: It's your civic duty to VOTE!
March 5 2020
Depression is a bitch.
March 4 2020
Slept for 12+ hours & I need to go back to bed... ...but I'm here because, until 11PM ET tonight, every $1 you donate to the non-profit MusiCares counts as TWO votes towards my friend Ann Marie making the cover of Inked Magazine
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DONATE TO VOTE but even a couple bucks would help her & the MusiCares foundation. Here's a little incentive for you to vote:
March 3 2020
I'm a very old dog & I really fucking hate learning new tricks.
March 2 2020
Look down - that's a MILF - and it is Mature Milfs Momday, so go vote...please?
February 29 2020
Merry Leap Day!!!
February 28 2020
How did I not know Tool was coming to Buffalo?!
February 27 2020 Demon Box by Motorpsycho is easily the greatest album you've never heard by the greatest band you've never heard of. PS ~ I'm in the middle of a 42 hour Hurricane Blizzard!
February 26 2020
I know I'm pushing this a lot, but until 3PM ET today, for every $1 you donate to the non-profit MusiCares Foundation, my friend Ann Marie will receive TWO votes in her quest to be on the cover of Inked Magazine. Simply go to her page & click the red MusiCares button. It's a WIN-WIN!
February 25 2020
I splurged on some nice Bose headphones to wear while I work so I can listen to music & be less distracted, just like when this whole mess started back in 1996-97
February 24 2020
Seeing as it's Milfs Momday, can you guys (and gals?) do me a favor? Read more below:
February 22 2020
I'm going to a Meat Raffle tonight from 6-10PM where it costs $2 to get in and you get free beer, soda & sandwiches. I can drink a lot of beer & eat a lot of sandwiches in 4 hours. These people have no idea how much money they are going to lose by letting me in the door.
February 21 2020
Trump adds a new one to his war on windmills - suggests when windmills are being made "stuff goes up into the air and up into the ozone, the atmosphere, stuff is going up there"
February 20 2020
Yesterday, UberFacts informed me that you can's say "happiness" without saying "penis". Try it:
HAP PENIS
February 19 2020
These non-drinking hangovers suck balls.
February 18 2020
The bad thing about not having a mortgage is that you have to come up with money for these stupid tax bills 2x's a year.
February 17 2020
Today I celebrate 43 of our 45 Presidents
February 15 2020
Valentine's Day is OVER! Time to move on to my (obvious) favorite holiday!
February 14 2020
So I rented & then watched/read the movie Parasite and WOW!!! What a great fucking movie!
February 13 2020
Going to a wake and/or a funeral sucks...obviously. So I've already told my bride that I want neither. I'm not putting my family & friends thru that hellish nonsense. Instead, have a fucking keg-party!
February 12 2020
Today I get to go to yet another wake for yet another friend that was taken from us by cancer
February 11 2020
I'm in a funk.
February 10 2020
Parasite is the 1st non-English speaking film to win an Oscar for Best Picture Great. Now I gotta read a movie
February 8 2020
I think I'll give that new XFL Football League a try today... Well, that's not gonna be good for ratings
February 5 2020
It's not exactly Kim Kardashian Breaks The Internet, but my homemade meme bashing from Sunday night kinda almost sorta went viral & is officially my most viewed Tweet ever:
February 4 2020
Watching the Iowa Caucus reminds me of the people on the ferry in The Dark Knight voting whether or not too blow up the other boat:
February 3 2020
Congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs, their fans, and the great state of Kansas Missouri
February 1 2020
This year... ...I'm rooting for my pool numbers
January 31 2020
We added to the family yesterday be getting my dog Ren a new brother. His name is Kylo: GET IT?!
January 30 2020
I lost track of how many Super Bowl Squares Pools I'm in this year, but I did get KC 5 SF 0 in a $300/square pool that pays out every score change, which aren't the greatest numbers, but it ain't 2 & 2
January 29 2020
The only good thing about the Sabres game last night was my view of the on-ice dumpster fire
January 28 2020
Tonight, I'm going to my 1st Sabres game since I gave up my season tix about 6 years ago.
January 27 2020
RIP Black Mamba
January 25 2020
This lack of hockey & football is killing me!
January 24 2020
Just gonna leave this here...
January 22 2020
It's just after 1:30 AM ET & I'm still watching dummy's impeachment trial (and based on the amount of unhinged ReTweets coming from his Twitter, so is he)
January 21 2020
Just watched Killer Inside: The Mind Of Aaron Hernandez on the Netflix and WOW! I had no idea about 1/2 of that stuff. Great doc, even if you're not a football fan
January 20 2020
Yesterday was my birthday (Sunday 2020-01-19). The Weather Readers said Saturday that we'd be getting 2-4in/5-10cm of snow thru Monday. That changed to 8-15in/20-38cm on Sunday morning. Of course, that meant dummy's OCD compelled him to take screencaps from his Ring camera every hour or so to document what ended up being about 4in/10cm. WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO!!! So here's my shitty timelapse of the snow accumulating on my loaner SUV, starting at 1PM Saturday & ending at 6PM Sunday. ENJOY!
January 17 2020
Went out last night for wings & beers and while I am moving a little slower than usual today, I'm kinda proud that I didn't "over do it"
January 16 2020
I finally saw Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker and while I would like to watch it at least one more time before I pass judgment, I will say that I can live with it
January 15 2020
Happy birthday to my lovely bride aka The Bitch! (that's her chosen internet name)
January 14 2020
I finally decorated the other half of my office:
January 13 2020
I lost a good friend & member of my Fantasy Football League yesterday to cancer. RIP Clam
January 11 2020
Extra big updates yesterday & today to make up for my sick days - enjoy!
January 10 2020
Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infuction.
January 7 2020
Yes, I am sick again...
January 6 2020
Don't talk to me about football.
January 4 2020 LET'SGOBUFFALO!!!
January 3 2020
Nothing like being blindly hungover on a Friday morning.
January 2 2020
I have a live Fantasy Football Playoff Draft tonight - WTF is wrong with me?!
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