Greenguy's Non-Normal Porn Sites 
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Every now & then, I come across a site that's a little bit different from the normal porn stuff that we all look at on a daily basis. Some are kinky, some are strange & some are pretty cool. I'll put one up every now & then in this space. So please enjoy.....
Muff Bumper Patrol
Go tell your friends that you learned a new phrase today: Muff Bumping - when 2 girls rub their pussies together.
Past Non-Normal Porn Sites:
- Fully Clothed Pissing - It seems kinda messy, but then again, the act is messy anyway.
- Cumfart Cocktail - A guy shoots a load into a girls asshole, she then farts it out into the mouth of another girl, who swallows it down.
- Bring Me Your Sister -
If your sister owes you money, bring her to this guy so that he can fuck her on camera & give you the cash.
- Wife Writing - It's not what you think, but then again maybe it is - and it's jam packed with "cave bitches" :)
- Fucked Up Facials - I'm a big fan of facial cumshots, but this is ridiculous!
- Lipstick BJ - These girls will color your cock as they suck you off while wearing lipstick.
- Dance On My Dick - It's not a femdom site, but it is what every guy wishes would happen during private lap dances.
- Anal Acrobats - It's not billed as such, but these seems to be an awful lot of anal lesbian movies on this site, which is pretty fucking nice.
- Ass Smoothie - It's exactly what you think it is - a smoothie blended up & drank from a gaping asshole.
- I Film Myself - Hot amateur girls grab the camera & film themselves naked & masturbating.
- Food Bangers - It's George Costanza's favorite porn site!
- Hall Of Fame Stars - From Seka to Jenna, downloadable movies from all the women in the AVN Pornstar Hall Of Fame
- Vaginal Sucker - I have no idea if it pleasure or pain, but you have to admit that a woman pussy does look interesting after it's been sucked on by a vacuum pump.
- Squirt Bukkake - It's all female bukkake with squirting pussies replacing the cumshots
- Sleep Sins - What guy wouldn't love to have this happen while he slept?
- Crazy Porn Bloopers - Dick & Ed would have had all kinds of fun with these Bloopers
- Old Transsexuals - The only thing hotter than Granny Porn is Tranny Granny Porn
- Black Crack Addicts - Interracial porn movies where white girls enjoy licking black assholes.
- Watch You Jerk Off - Face it: You're going to jerk off today. You might as well have a hot girl talking to you while you do it.
- Pregnant Pink Lovers - Wouldn't "Pregnant Lesbians" be an OxyMoron?
- Heel Grabbers - Think about it for a second & then go to the site...
- Shemale Cum Swappers - Two shemales share one guy's cock and cum.
- Big Clits, Big Lips - This is a fetish of mine & I'm glad to see that there's finally a site devoted to it - big clit lips!
- Mixed Race Lesbos - You have to admit, it's not that often that you see an all interracial lesbian site.
- Swallow Squirt - It's usually MFF threesomes where one girl squirts & the other gulps it down.
- Rusty Trombone - The male stands while the woman gets on her knees & mimics playing the musical instrument by licking his asshole while jerking him off. When she is done, she looks as if she's been playing a Rusty Trombone.
- Cum Brushers - Like the name suggests, it's girls brushing their teeth with cum after a good deep dicking.
- Bums In Action - Bums, Homeless Guys & Hobo's having sex (and the women are not that much better off)
- They Didn't Know - This one is only here because it's one of the few true hidden camera voyeur porn sites that I have seen in the last few years.
- Shots Of Cum - TGuys blow their loads into a shot glass & the girl throws it back.
- Free Sinful Comics - This one is very interesting - cartoons & 3D comics of top name celebrities like Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton & many more.
- Messy Chixxx - Sexy girls cover themselves in food, mud, paint & other gooey substances. -
- Cum Swap Girls - MFF threesomes where one girl takes an oral cumshot & then drools or spits it into the mouth of the other girl.
- Spit Swappers - I have two words for you: lesbians & spitting. This one is REALLY HOT!
- Bitch With Muscles - Kinky sex pictures & movies of female body-builder Francesca Petitjean & her muscular girlfriends.
- Tan Line Sex -
In honor of the new Tan Lines
category, I bring to you movies of girls with sexy tan lines having sex.
- Jizz On Glasses -
Girls that sucks cock & take facial cumshots while wearing glasses.
- Smooch My Ass -
Some women do actually enjoy tossing a guy's salad.
- Drool My Load - Babes that take a cumshot in their mouths & then just let it drool out all over their nude bodies.
- The Panty Collector - Katja is a very kinky babe that is into collecting other girls used panties.
- Frank Wank - I can only describe this as "porn with really bad humor"
- Freaks Of Porn - For the most part, it's hot babes getting banged by guys in rather strange costumes.
- Delia C D - Delia is a part time cross dresser from the state of Washington.
- Bubble Gum Teenies - Quite simply, teen babes masturbating while chewing gum & blowing bubbles
- Sock Sorority - We've all seen a lot of pantyhose sites, but this one is all about cute coed babes in tube socks.
- It's Just Chocolate - I truly do hope that it is just chocolate.
- Strapon Soul Sisters - It's not too often that you see an all black lesbian site, but then you throw in the strapon's...
- Biohazard Bitches - Cum eating toilet whores...home of the SWIRLY!
- Milton Twins - Coed blonde identical twin sisters that are bisexual & very fucking cute.
- Lolly Pop Blow Jobs - Coed babes that like to suck lollypops & cock at the same time.
- Gimp Girls - Bandages & Strains! Crutches & Gimping! Wheelchairs & Leg Casts! Delicious.
- Bad And Bald - Soft & hardcore porn featuring kinky babes with bald heads.
- Upper Class Videos - I have five words for you: Dual Angle Wide Screen Video. This is the next big thing in porn!
- Horror Movie Babes - In honor of Halloween, I give to you the ultimate site for nude scenes from horror movies!
- Lesbian Sistas - I've seen a lot of porn in my online days & this is the 1st all black lesbian site that I have EVER seen.
- Stag Shag - It's all home movies from bachelor parties where the strippers get very personal with the groom.
- Tubby McGee - Tubby is a big fat couch potato that gets to fuck some very hot babes.
- Kick Ass Pussy Pump - Everyone's seen those "pussy pump" things in the sex toy stores & magazines. Now you can see how they work.
- Gargling - You blow your load in her mouth & she pretends it's mouthwash.
- Camcorder XXX - This one is only unusual in that it really is amateurs recording themselves on their camcorders.
- Sexy Muscular Women - Female body builders have a kinky side too.
- Snot Girls - It's a collection of hot naked babes picking their noses.
- Female POV - Did you ever wonder what the girls sees when you're having sex?
- Porn Jackass - I have the feeling that none of you really need me to describe this one.
- Strap On Slaves - Proof that some guys like it when the ladies wear a strap-on & fuck them up the ass.
- Nana Funk - Nana's a 75 year old lady from the old country & she likes to fuck.
- Whorgies - Think of it as a reverse gangbang - 1 guy & a lot of chicks.
- Ass Munchers - It's slutty chicks that like to lick & tongue male assholes.